For those days when you want to feel like a mental patient from the 80's

now the neighbors can dance in the police disco lights.....

Saturday, December 29, 2007 i may have mentioned before.....i'm kinda obsessed with zombies

Zombie Survival Guide
This will quiz will help prepare you for when zombies attack.
Have you ever played any Resident Evil games? (Biohazard):no
If you answered no, you are already on thin ice.
Weapon of Choice::machete with a double edge for twice the slicin' dicin' action
You have two liquor bottles, a rag, and a lighter, what do you do::make a molotov torch thing.
Hunt alone, or assemble a team::assemble a team. more guns, more dead zombies
What is the closest thing to you, that doubles as a weapon::a stapler. which come to think of it would be pretty cool
Would you seek out the zombies, or let them come to you::running away has always worked for me before
Where would you hold up::under my air hockey table
If a friend/family member was to become a zombie, could you kill them::no but i could run away from them
What would you do if you were bitten/infected::i don't really know. i think i would just scream and run around and freak out
Transportation of choice::jeep with no top and outfitted with machine guns on the frame
Could you sacrafice yourself to save your group::i don't really like the word sacrifice
If the world had an outbreak, would you still follow the laws::pshaw no.
What's the best way to take out zombies::head shot or decapitate them and burn the two parts
What would you wear::well everyone always says the tighter the better so probably something sleek and chic
What gear would go with you::flashlights, guns, heaters, knives, guns, water, guns, my kitten, guns
Sneak around, or cut right though::i likes the sneaky way
Are you a guru of zombie films::i'm am in training
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And while i'm on an animal kick, let me show this little gem of a specimen my best buds Travis and Bert dug up for us.


the fainting goat.


there are days when I can look past the smelly-ness and drool and find it in my heart to actually love a dog

And today is one of those days

I want this one.


my heart is curling up inside me with a fleece blanket and smiling all over in a burst of rainbows and glitter.


Friday, November 30, 2007

So I haven't posted in a while...

...because I've been too busy having fun
There was:

-random movie watching time with Sebi

-man hunt nights

-we are working on plans for a cross country road trip (i'm providing the VW van we will be living out of)

-some road trips up to Tysons to shoppy shop shopage (Adam got thoroughly frustrated with me and Sebo's shenanigans and horrible direction giving)

-Sebo, Rocky (Raquel, Sebo's sissy), and me ( did some Myspace stalking

-um...some Florida trips for Thanksgiving

and........I thinks that about sums up my living-ness lately.
I've basically been living at Sebo's (Sebastian)lately.
I don't know. That's kind of a new development.

And I leave you with this:


My new obsession: zombies.


Sunday, July 08, 2007

so.....for some reason my computer didn't want me to post a title but i prevailed and now i hereby christen this 9 random things


1. i gots my hair cut short. real short.
it's cute

2. my brother broke my mp3 player, he refuses to pay for it, my parents won't make him, and i don't have any money to spare for a new one. arg.
i wanted to punch him.

3. i'm sort of frustrated at my lack of a nice tan. a month of summer and no decent tan. rawr.

4. boys suck. a lot.

5. i got new twist up crayons. they color so nicely in my strawberry shortcake coloring book.
hey, just cuz i'm almost an adult doesn't mean i have to act like one.

6. i'm going shopping on wedensday for some work clothes, chucks, and black eye shadow.

7. i just got back from vacation.

8. ......blarg. i'm just tired of everything. food, boys, shopping, everything.
vacation didn't help. it just made it worse.

9. hmmmm........i tend to be emo.......alot.

and that's all i've got.

p.s. jackizzle dizzle. i'm mad. you haven't exactly blogged in a long time.


Saturday, June 23, 2007

oh gosh i laughed so hard......

........i almost peed myself

Karen Quigley, from Seweel, New Jersey poses Elwood after he was crowned the 2007 World's Ugliest Dog on Friday in Petaluma, Calif.

oh gosh...............
i love how his tongue is just hanging out of his mouth like twelve inches.

hey go google this. there was a hysterical video that went with this.

oh and who in the heck came up with an Ugliest Dog competition?
do they have one for humans?
can i enter my brother?
or that girl at school with no hair?
is that politically incorrect?


on the bright side.......


i forgot.

i'm off to watch about fifty million Law and Orders
and plot my escape-age from pay-age of the parents-age
so i can get my chucks before vacation.

i need some shorts too.



.........yeah. summer.
woo hoo.

except i got a job
and i hate working
so......yeah.....that's pretty blarg

and i'll have to use my pay for the next couple weeks to pay back my parents

because guess what i did!!!

I ran into a tree.
smashed the right light of my car, ripped the mirror completely off, smashed in one place on the side, and got a huge gouge all the way up the side.

not cool

i do not want to give up any of my money because i'm saving up for the prettyful
all-black chucks at hot topic that are $37.

because i'm poor.

an articulate arg of frustration at how this happened to me.


Sunday, May 27, 2007

my new little obsession...

.....with The Used.
they are amazing!!!

pic of the hottest guy in the world who just happens to play guitar for The Used

*faints from the gloriousness*


Tuesday, May 22, 2007

dang i'm good.

I got my license of freedom and all things wonderful today.
no more riding around in the ghetto-mobile aka. the pile of junk that is the family vehicle.
it is gross.

and i found out that my dad bought me a car today.
he says it's a silver Honda something.
i wanted a mustang but when he called it was already sold.
dang it.

oh well.....i really hope it's not too ugly.
my dad tends to gravitate towards the ugliest possible cars ever made.
it some sort of backwards, twisted parental sense embedded when i was born.

my mom has it too. way back when she used to pick out my clothes.


Thursday, May 17, 2007

Guess who got a prom date?!?

...I did!!

after much confusion and drama and wishy-washy-ness from a certain jew *coughaustincough* and jacki and me planning on going together.....

i got el date de prom.

*does a little dance*

go me!