For those days when you want to feel like a mental patient from the 80's

now the neighbors can dance in the police disco lights.....

Friday, February 23, 2007

and now, drum roll please, another story.........

By Jacki......as told by her


Rock it on Out: or in church today when the lady next to me had on way too much perfume and she kept farting

Rock it on Out: it was so horrible

Rock it on Out: the flowers and the sulfur mixed and smelled like Nair

Rock it on Out: and i had to try really hard to not start gagging and go "JESUS CHRIST!" because the church folk would look at me funny




now you understand the degree to which our insanity has spiked.

oh gosh we're so much fun.

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The story of the chihuahua.........

.....as told by me to jacki on AIM.

now i shall begin.

yes.
the chihuahua
you know? the rat that got out of place in line when adam was naming the animals? and mistakenly got put in the dog category? whilst sewer rats were supposed to be dogs but because the chihuahua cheated and cut, it now wreaks it's revenge for a meaningless life of underground existence on all prey that dares to venture under the city. occasionally a radical sewer rat comes along and holds a revival and leads some above ground where they are never seen again. there are rumors that say they successfully pulled off a raid, burrowing into Paris Hilton and Britney Spears's brains whilst they slept and then replacing their dogs as meaningless toys to show around.


but alas they are but rumors. however the leaders of the Republic For Those Unjustly Named Vermin (RFTUNV) claim the rebels were beheaded in an effort to check a massive rush for the light above. it would not do to let that many rats be seen above ground.

they have maintained a fairly decent way of life underground considering the dank, smelly, wetness. They prefer the life of hiding to the life of being an overweight accessory, stuffed in a tote bag with the lipstick and cell phone.




and now you know the real story behind the annoying rat dog and the mutant sewer rats. the rats aren't abnormal, mutant freaks. just midjudged.

the chihuahua's are the ones that you should be baiting the traps and setting out poison for. they are the true rats.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

oh how i love the city......

.......and i especially love New York. i will live there some day. in a loft/artist studio type of thing. it will be quite enjoyable.


You Belong in Brooklyn

Down to earth and hard working, you're a true New Yorker.
And although you may be turning into a yuppie, you never forget your roots.

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Friday, February 16, 2007

oh what the heck. i'll just take another survey.......

.....they're just sooooo much fun. i'm an addict.

If you had to pick...
If you had to pick 2 foods and one drink to live on what would they be?:cold alfredo pizza (me and Dane's favorite food. We discovered this one day in Drama class as we were contemplating suicide because of our stupid teacher), Bisquick pancakes with melted butter (no syrup. syrup makes me naseous) , and Dr. Pepper, the sweetest nectar of life.
If you could date one celebrity who would it be?:Channing Tatum, or Jude Law. Gods of sexiness.
If you were stranded on an island what 1 electronic would you bring?:my computer so i could keep my blog up to date. does that count or is it too big?
If you won $1 million in a lottery how would you spend it?:an oreo cheesecake, a trampoline, a blow-up swimming pool, two pet emo boys (one of them for Jacki), two pet skater boys (one for Asia), channing tatum, and two VW vans, one for me and one for jacki.
What are three things that you dislike the most in a person?:cockiness, smelling really bad, and playa-ness (flirting even though you have no interest in me at all)
If you could talk to one famous person (dead or alive) who would it be and:Sid Viscious (is that how you spell his last name?)
What is the one thing that you couldn't live without?:my art notebooks. or Jacki. actually i change my answer to Jacki. A half of me would die without Jacki because she's my twin sister, my other half.
When they make the movie about your life what actor should portray you?:The chick from Law and Order: Criminal Intent. i don't know her name
If you were suddenly queen of the world what would be your first new rule?:i would proclaim that if you want to go to art school you can bypass high school because you don't need it, there's no point. and i would declare a national day of pirate-y (that one's for you Jacki).
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my day

so i was outside running around on the solid sheet of ice that is my yard.

actually i was trying to sled standing up.

so i fell and busted up my knee and my wrist but it's ok because i have curious george band-aids. it's all good in the hood, yo.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

hmmm.....i stumbled my way upon.....

.......a quiz that realizes my true strange-ness potential.


Your Quirk Factor: 94%

You're beyond quirky... You're downright bizarre.
You've lost touch with social norms and what's appropriate. And you're loving every minute of it!



i just realized i really like those glasses. i want some. they would look good with my eyes.

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My Life: The Movie.......

......as told by jackizzle dizzle. keeper of all wisdom nuggets and storer of all knowledge and helper in cying-mascara-puddled-makeup-disaster time of need.


Rock it on Out: hmmm
Rock it on Out: i think in the movie version of your life..
Rock it on Out: you would be sitting at starbucks drinking a frappucino crying over your broken heart
Rock it on Out: when a hot guy that works there would walk up with a tissue
Rock it on Out: and wipe your tears away
Rock it on Out: and sit down next to you and hold you lovingly, not saying anything
Rock it on Out: becasue there would be nothing that needed to be said
Rock it on Out: and in that moment you would realize how little words actually mean
Rock it on Out: and you would turn to him, blinking away your tears
Rock it on Out: and not say a word, but your lips would meet in a soft and gentle kiss
Rock it on Out: *curtain*


Bravo.

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oh looky there!! i got me's hair cut!

Yeah....so......look it's me.

hmmm......me
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me being a triple g. hellz to the yeah.
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another picture
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and..........that's all because i can't find the rest.
hopefully these work. if they don't i shall beat my computer to death with a spatula.

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Monday, February 12, 2007

random ramblings of a mixed-up child

i really have this urge to make for-reals business cards. i think that would be so much fun.

i mean how cool is it to be able to hand out business cards to strangers? like on the metro or on at a museum or something. i feel that it would successfully freak peoples out to the degree i would want it to.

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amazing quotations of the not-so-rich-and-famous numero dos

Jackizzle Dizzle: did they have sporks back in the day?
Me: hmmm.....they had to. what would we eat our canned fruit with?







Yes. so we love to be amazingly quirky and strange. because it adds flava to life.

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i think i may have stolen this from jacki.....

.....but i didn't mean to. i promise.
i be a survey thingy addict.

Questions you've probably NEVER been asked!
Have you ever seen an alligator in person?:um.....actually i think i did in the San Diego zoo
Have you ever lent pantyhose to anyone?:gross as it may sound i have but i think it was for dance. because us dancers are always forgetting and borrowing that sort of thing. don't ya know
Who do you think is more attractive: your mom or your dad?:i really don't think about that. i look at them and think "if they would just listen to my advice about clothing, they would look oh so much better."
Does your doctor freak you out?:well....my current kidney doctor is fairly normal. i mean, normal for someone who chooses to spend everyday asking people about kidneys and bladders and urine.
What kind of gum do you absolutely hate?:any bubble-gum flavored. i only like cinnamon and sour apple gum. but the normal gum makes me naseous.
What does the inside of your shower look like?:um.....just sorta white and sometimes dirty if i forget to clean it
What kind of dictionary do you use?:uh.....the college yadda yadda one that's like all certified or something
What celebrity's hairstyle do you envy?:prolly any emo band frontmen's. because emo boys have amazing hair
Are you good at ping pong?:no. i hit the little plastice ball thingy way too hard and it becomes a lethal weapon.
Does it annoy you when people's eyebrows are a differentcolor than hair?:oh gosh yes. but my eyebrows are such a non-descript color they match whatever color my hair is. it's quite odd.
Has your grandma ever cussed in front of you before?:my great-grandma does, but then she has her priest drive her to the casinos and she rips off buffets by saying she should only pay 1/2 price cuz she doesn't eat a lot and fun stealthy business like that. she's such an interesting character.
What primary color is your Christmas tree?:green and fakey-like?
Have you dated someone with some serious halitosis?:no. i would seriously dump someone if they were stanky.
Do you like Jerry Springer?:no. i will stab him in the face with a pen
Which would u rather have as a brother: Beavis or Butthead?:well.....i already have Butthead for a brother.
What is the stupidest thing you've done to a friend's pet?:tried to tackle a cat once
What is the second letter of the name of your street?:*thinks really hard* i
Is there someone in your town that looks a lot like you?:yes. i actually have a creepy twin at school that i haven't actually seen but everyone else has and they go up to her thinking it's me. but it's not
What color do you think your heart really is?:a very depressing teal. or maybe black.
What does your umbrella look like?:i don't have an umbrella. i embrace the rain in all it's wetness. and i like being wet.
Does your cell phone die frequently?:no. not really. although it wouldn't suprise me if it did cuz i'm always bashing it accidently against stuff and never charging it.
What's the most important thing you've ever broke?:this plate my mom got from turkey from our turkish friends. my and my bro were fighting with lightsabers cuz we're hardcore like that. and the plate got in the way.
What is your favorite keychain?:it's this black and white spiky squishy little ball thing
Have u ever seen a snake in the road?:yes. and i ran over one too.
Is there a china cabinet in your house?:i think so. maybe. possibly. maybe i'm lying and there's not
Have you ever mentally pictured your teachers having sex?:oh gosh no. i think i would have to scrape my eyes out with a spork if i did that.
If you don't meet your soulmate while on earth, will u meet them in heaven?:well...hopefully i won't have to endure the pain and loneliness of never meeting them on earth, but if they are a christian then yes. i will see them in heaven.
Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?:no. i feel that it would be a drab, boring event
What state has the most interesting shape?:cali. it's all jagged. and it's going to fall off anyways. any day now
Have u ever heard a wolf howl?:yes. and a mountain lion too that was in this field next to our house in cali and my dad thot a lady was dying so he got a baseball bat and went out there. but then he realized it was a mountain lion and he ran back inside really really fast cuz it woulda ripped him apart.
What's the best camera brand?: i don't know but i like the little disposable kind so i can take millions of pictures of everything
Have u jumped on a trampoline for more than 3 hours straight?:yes.
When in a race, do you usually win?:mostly. as long as it's short cuz i have no stamina and my asthma makes me wheeze and turn blue after long distances.
What color is the inside of your shower?:well...it's white...what the heck. this is a repeat question. no fair that's cheating!
Do you get sleepy when you ride in the car?:yes. when i was a baby i was colicky and it was the only way my parents could get me to sleep. it also makes it dangerous for me to drive.
Is your ring size little or big?:well......is size 6 small? i really don't know. i don't have anything to compare it to.
Where do you go fishing at?:i live like a mile from the Rappahanock......but i don't really fish. i just splash around in the water and try and scare the fishys away so they don't get caught. and hurted. and my dad doesn't really take me fishing anymore.
Have u ever thought about joining a nunnery/monastary?:yes actually i have. me and jacki are planning on running away and joining a nunnery and being bad nuns who like to cause trouble. it seems right up our alley.
Do you think Bill Clinton's face will ever be on our money?:oh gosh i pray to God in heaven that it's not. he actually needs to just be put under. like a rabid animal or something. because he's just as bad and he's not good for America.
What about George W. Bush?:yeah! Dubya is a great person! i wouldn't mind if he was on our money.
Have u ever wanted to tap dance?:i have and i did. i used to take tap lessons but then i switched dance studios.
If you could change the color of hippopotamuses would you?:yes. no one loves hippopotamuses as they are now, but who couldn't love a gigantic TEAL blob? i actually want one so i could ride it around and sic it on annoying peoples.
When someone tells you to tell them when, do you actually say "when"?:no i say, "um.....ok.......you can stop now.......like......now.......stop."
Do you curse when you run a light?:no i smile and wave for the little camera thingy. or i laugh and say "you'll never catch me cuz i'm a sppeeeedddd demon."
How many cowboy hats do you own?:none. i outgrew my pink one. it doesn't fit any more. same with my matching pink with sparkly stars cowboy boots. *runs off to go buy a new cowboy outfit*
Are you scared when you walk with scissors?:no. actually i run with scissors. with the point up. what can i say? i like to live on the edge.
What does your best friend want to do when they grow up?:she wants to be a hippie pirate married to John Lenon and have summer homes in Mexico and all over. and she wants to be tan. and she wants to come visit me on my pirate whale saving houseboat and travel around with me. it will be a fun partay. and she really emphasized that we would be amazingly tan.
Have you been in a flood?:not that i can recall
Have u ever worn wooden shoes?:no. but i wanted to get a pair in Germany but....i didn't
How is your credit rating?:i don't have a credit card cuz i'm too little but i would think i would have a horrendous credit rating because i feel that i would say "oh that's sooo cute. i love it. i must buy it. oh wait i don't have any money. but that's ok. i have this little piece of magic plastic that came from the end of the rainbow. HOORAY!!!" and then i will have an amazing wardrobe. and lots of debt.
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Saturday, February 10, 2007

amazing quotations of the not-quite-so-rich-and-famous numero uno

Me: "What does Paris Hilton sound like?"


Jacki: "um....Gwen Stefani....on laughing gas?"

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Friday, February 09, 2007

it was what had given the grown-up look to her eyes......

I don't feel too good emotionally. The scars are a little sore and the fresh wounds refuse to heal. gah.

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?:lehcar
What did you do last night?:i watched Resident Evil 1, Stir of Echoes, My Name is Earl, and The Office.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:probably some music. chances are it was flyleaf or firelight.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:actually i did. but it didn't shock me. you're really supposed to stick it on your braces.
Last time you swam in a pool?:August? i went wading in my new pool in like October or November but i turned blue and i ran inside.
What are you wearing?:a band tee and jeans. and a gigantic comforter wrapped twice around me cuz i can never warm up.
How many cars have you owned?:none. *snort derisively* who are you kidding?
Type of music you dislike most?:country *shudders in grand scale*
Are you registered to vote?:nope
Do you have cable?:heck yes. couldn't live without it
What kind of computer do you use?:uh.........one that works.
Ever made a prank phone call?:heck yes. that's a fun time right there.
You like anyone right now?:no
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:yes.....well......i'm really scared of heights but i think it would be fun.
Furthest place you ever traveled?:Paris or Germany
What's your favorite comic strip?:Rhymes with Orange
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:yes
Shower, morning or night?:night
Best movie you've seen in the past month?:Resident Evil. i haven't seen any others except Stir of Echoes.
Favorite pizza toppings?:tomatoes
Chips or popcorn?:chips
What cell phone provider do you have?:verizon
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:um.....no.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:no. they are overrated.
Orange Juice or apple?:apple juice. dang, now i really want some
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?:sarah, kim, stephen aka phenmore (i think i'm the only one who call him that), brent, rikita, mary claire, stephanie
favorite chocolate bar?:dove milk chocolate. but i like the little individual ones in the big bag. just a preference thing i guess
Who is your longest friend and how long?:emily. since i've lived in virginny, so 7 years? but tori's second with possibly 5? or 6?
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?:last summer. from my garden
Have you ever won a trophy?:heck yes. like twelve. seriously
Favorite arcade game?:pac-man all the way.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?:no, because i'm under 18 but i seriously would. that stuff is soo cool. like the chopper dicer thing for veggies. i wanted that.
Sprite or 7-UP?:neither. i only like dr. pepper. but i drink coke because that's all we have and i need caffeine
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:yes. to the worst school in the history of the world and longer. arg. it sucked an entire year out of me and ruined my life.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?:i don't think i've ever been there. ever. never ever.
Ever thrown up in public?:yes. summer camp. all over the bunk (i was on the top) it was horrible. and it was the first night and no one would talk to me ever again after that. bad times
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?:finding true love. because we could live in a box in an alley and i would still be happy
Do you believe in love at first sight?:yes. but love-wise i'm blind. and stupid.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?:SPONGEBOB!!!!!!
Did you have long hair as a young kid?:no. it was always short
What message is on your voicemail machine?:uh.....hello leave a message
Where would you like to go right now?:china wok. i want chinese sooooo bad
Whats the name of your pet?:lola the vixen kitty. breaker of all hearts and destroyer of happiness.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:a bag. thing. it's camoflauge
What do you think about most?:*ponders this* probably why i make the mistakes i make, do the things i do, and hurt the people i hurt. and boys. certain boys who hurt me. who i want to kick en la cabeza
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Is almost dying any excuse for not being fun? -House

So today, apart from something drilling into my brain and causing a migraine and the teachers/school part, was fantastically fun.

Jacki picked me up from school and then we went to my house and started our documentary.

of our lives.

it's pretty freakin' amazing

we went and videoed jacki having a staring contest with the llama/al paca things that live down the road. and this creepy guy kept driving past and watching us and my mom got kinda freaked out by him.

i think he thought we were stealing them.

but he didn't have to worry. We were only going to borrow them for a little while.


and maybe ride them. and shear them and make llama sweaters.

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How to survive psychological toture......

......or How not to go all crazy and homocidal on your teachers.

1.)Do not show weakness.
2.)Live in the moment- Don't worry about what comes next. Do not dwell on what just happened.
3.)Keep your mind occupied- Keep your brain active by recalling the lyrics of all the songs you know.

I felt this was relevant as my soul falls apart more and more every day i go back to that living hell on earth.

I just really loathe school.

There is absolutely no point to it.

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

i heart mood rings.....

......except when they freeze and turn black.
i want one ever so much. I lost mine.



Your Mood Ring is Orange

Stimulating ideas
Daring
Full of desires

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a quiz-zy thing-y.

Your Eyes Should Be Green

Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world

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Things i would buy if i won the lottery........

.......or a huge pile of money just fell in my lap.

*i would go to the mall and buy all the flamboyantly gaudy jewelry i can find at icings.

*an Auntie Anne's pretzel. well......i'd probably just buy my own auntie annes shop and attach it on to my bedroom. then when i wake up obscenely early every morning i wouldn't be so upset with life cuz i could wake up to the smell of pretzels.

*the shiny cigarette case for Jacki from icings even though she hasn't and never will smoke. because when she runs off into the sunset with somebody she feels a cigarette case would be a nice rebellious touch.

*the sailor doggy hat for Jacki's dog. because he (she? it?) might die without it.

*a pet emo boy to give me hair tips. because we all know emo boys have the best hair. no matter how hard we try and how much product we use, the emo boy can fix his ten times better in half the time.

*a trampoline. because i've always wanted one and......they're a fun time.

*an ice-maker from sonic (the fast food place). because their ice is all small and tubular and so much fun to eat. and crunch away on.

*another pirate costume for Jackie because for some reason it seems like i remember her saying she lost the eye patch from her old one. and what's a pirate without her eye-patch?

*a VW van. neon yellow.

*2349 and 1/2 cans of spray paint to decorate said neon yellow "sunshine-mobile"

*another VW van for Jacki (i don't know what color she would want. i guess it would be yellow too.) and a shag rug for it so she can call it her "shag-mobile"

*vanity license plates for the two mobiles. because i would love that ever so much.

*a neon pink dinosaur pool float. because i want one ever so much to put in my pool. and sit in. and get all shriveled up and pruney in because i would sit in it all day and never get out.

*a beret.


and i think that's it for this very moment.

well......maybe a pony ride.....and ice cream.......and my own personal peanut butter factory in my back yard.

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

this be's the I'm So Sick video by Flyleaf. yummy goodness right here.




i really like flyleaf. like, a lot.
yep yep yep

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Saturday, February 03, 2007

14 things to do at wal-mart:

1. get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......see what happens.
5. go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. while handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. when an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO!It's those voices again!"
(And; last but not least)
14. go into a itting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


gosh i'm have waaaayyyy too much time on my hands. look at how many posts i've posted tonight.

dang

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a recipe. yum.

Jacki's homemade tea recipe:
now people everywhere can be true southerners.

Boil water (2 cups)and 3 family size tea bags. in a pot.
Remove from heat as soon as it boils, let steep, then add 1 cup sugar.
Pour into a pitcher and fill it with cold water.

voila!
a tried and true recipe.

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ack. i'm a survey addict.

No Bathroom Breaks
Alright, let's get to know you. Shall we?
Name:me
State, region, territory, etc.:virginny
Hair color:dark brown
Eye color:lots and lots of different ones
Shoe size:9 or 9 1/2
Height:5 6 or 7
Can you...?
sing well:yes
dance to a ballet:yes
play piano:yes
sit through a four hour movie without getting crabby:i think this is impossible cuz then you have to go potty but you don't want to miss any of the movie and then you have a dillema. to pee or not to pee.
put mascara on without opening your mouth:yes. but it's easier to just open your mouth. there's no point to keeping it closed.
two-step:no but i can learn
write in cursive really well:no. i have horrible cursive. that's why i print
sleep all day long if given the chance:no. i always wake up and then i get distracted and go do things
Do you know how to...?
use/read tarot cards:no. but i think that would be fun
cook a whole turkey:no
serve the ball overhand in volleyball:well....i've done it before but i don't really kno how. i just guess and pretend
draw a lion:yeah i guess. it won't look too swell
put together a computer:ummm......i've seen my dad do it. and he tried to teach me. but after a little while i curled up in the fetal position whimpering and moaning
First thing that comes to mind when you see the word...
mint:the seinfield episode when cramer is watching a surgery and drops a junior mint into the opened body.
doctor:that creepy paper covered table and needles
vixen:this creepy picture i saw of this lady in a magazine in a purple dress and creepy hair and in big letters it said vixen on it. creepy times let me tell you
rain:a vacation i took in this forest in washington state where when it rained all these slug things came out. it rained the entire time. icky poo poo
heart:poop head boys who have broken mine
thunder:fun thunderstorms and the power going out and playing tag in the dark with flashlights
mall:yummy clothing goodness and aunty annes. i go there every single time i'm at the mall. deeee-liscious
reef:finding nemo
sponge:bob squarepants
plantation:rice and cotton and africans
red:valentine's day
cage:lions at the circus in the cage and that guy gets in the cage with them and i watch really close to see if i'm lucky and they'll eat him this time.
groovy:HECK YES!!!! this is my word. i'm a hippie. my dad is going to buy me a vw van, good times.
Favorite...
color:teal
song:fully alive by flyleaf
band:flyleaf, firelight, alien ant farm
movie:little miss sunshine or the sixth sense
tv show:seinfield or law & order
reality show:does america's next top model count? cuz i love that show
book:anything by richard brautigan. he wrote while on drugs. it makes for an interesting read.
word to use:groovy, every moment of everyday, and maybe fantabulous
Have you ever seen the movie...?
Reservoir Dogs:no
Pulp Fiction:no
Hostel:uhh.....maybe i don't remember. it seems familiar
House of Wax (original):no
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt. II:no
The Evil Dead:no
Army of Darkness:no
The Hills Have Eyes (original):uh.....i think i might have
Bride of Frankenstein:no
Young Frankenstein:no
The Haunting (original):no
Little Nicky:no
The Craft:no
Labyrinth:no
First...
concert you went to:newsboys
thought when waking up on a weekday:*groan, moan* why? i think i'll drop out of high school and sleep forever.
thing you do when you wake up on the weekend:roll around, stay in bed and just think
thing you do when you come back home from work/school:eat, eat, eat, sleep, do homework, aim
Have you ever heard the song...?
"Supervixen" by Garbage:no
"Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel:yes
"Nemo" by Nightwish:no
"Heaven's A Lie" by Lacuna Coil:no
"Say Cheese And Die" by Dr. Acula:no
"What's Under My Bed" by the HorrorPops:yes
"Good Man In A Bad Time" by Ian Hunter:no
"Funeral of Hearts" by HIM:yes
"Dance D'Amour" by the 69 Eyes:no
"Whiplash" by Metallica:yes
"Louder Than Hell" by Motley Crue:no
"Eat The Rich" by Motorhead:no
"Secrets" by Hammerfall:no
"Teenage Frankenstein" by Alice Cooper:no
"Die Romance" by Aiden:heck yes
"Crosses" by ASG:no
"Attached At The Hip" by CKY:no
"Resurrection" by Calabrese:no
"Lupen Tooth" by Blitzkid:yes
This or That
this or that:that
gold or silver:silver
mechanical pencil or regular pencil:mechanical
classic heavy metal or nu-metal:nu
motorcycle or mustang:stang
lava lamp or black light:lava
spades or diamonds:diamonds
uggs or converse:converse. uggs are a play toy for dogs that got mixed in accidently one time with shoes and someone really stupid bought and wore and now they're taking over the world
sweet or sour:sour
milk or dark chocolate:milk
exercise and eat right or starve youself:starve myself. it's easier than exercising. but i just realized that sounds neurotic
friday or saturday:friday bcuz everyon is hyped for the weekend and it's gansta friday and it's one big partay
green or red apples:red
horror movies or romantic comedies:depends on who's watching with me and what mood i'm in. i love both
cartoons or reality tv:reality. cartoons get old fast whereas i'll never get bored of watching stupid people do stupid things
reading or watching tv:watching tv
hamburger helper or hamburger steaks:hamburger steaks. hamburger helper smells bad and makes me naseous.
Are you a(n)...
air guitarist:i'm more of just a random dancer. but yes occasionally
myspace addict:no. i'm addicted to this blog
vampirefreaks addict:no
bzoink addict:yes
shop-a-holic:HECK YES
photograph-a-holic:yes
doll collector:no
collector of anything:i'm more of a pack rat but you can call it collecting
Crue head:no
candle freak:no
Do you like...?
Doo-wop music:gosh no
green eggs and ham:yes. my mom makes this for my every st. patricks day
school:absolutely not
learning about history:hate it
decorating the house for christmas:mmmmm......with all the christmas smells and yummy feelings inside. oh yes
taking surveys:yum
talking on the phone:no not so much. i tend to just ramble on and on and the other person doesn't get to talk and then they hate me
Finish the Sentence..........
I went to the grocery store and bought...:chocolate. or hair dye. i think that's the only things i buy at grocery stores. otherwise i go to walmart or micheals
I can't see the...:light. we're lost and rambling. (a song)
Me llamo...:chica muy bonita.
The last concert I went to was...:winterfest.
I haven't seen my best friend since...:yesterday. but i talked to her like five minutes ago
I have a huge fasination with...:peanut butter, aliens, and law&order.
My passion is...:art, art, art, and more art.
I can't live without my...:pajamas to keep my warm and frost-bite free.
Okay, Last Question.
What is your main goal for the new year?:to figure out who i am, to learn to let go, and to love completely.
FIN
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hmmmm.....i just found the meaning of life....

.....thanks to my dear friend asia.

here are pictures of said meaning of life:





I almost couldn't show these pictures of said meaning of life because my computer is possessed by a demon who wants to eat my soul and my eyeballs. gah.


but i prevailed and won in the end. snaps for me.

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questions that have been gnawing at my soul:

-How come, after you get blood drawn and they put the gauze-y thing on, they insist on putting that crappy tape stuff on it? It's worse to pull the tape off than to get the needle stuck in your arm. and if you say "no, it's ok. i'll just hold the gauze on." the nurse is all " NO!!!! it's essential that i wrap this crappy piece of tape around your arm."

-Is it possible to be Siamese half-sisters? i've asked this before but everyone says something different. i just want to know if it's medically possible.

-How do they make peanut butter? i've tried crushing peanuts up before and let me tell you, it doesn't work. it was like, crushed peanut dust, nothing smooth or creamy about it.

-What makes gay guys so much fun to hang out with? sorry if this offends anyone but really, gay guys are my favorite. no offense to anyone for my un-political-correctness.

ok i think that's it

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oh goody a long surveying journey into my life

Long, Random, Interesting, Bored, Blah, Fun.
The Basics
Full name::rachel
Home town::well....i was born in bethesda but my heart belongs to monterey, cali.
Birthday::August
Appearance
Hair color::when i was born: blond. when i dyed it: dark brown
Eye color::blue-ish, green-ish, gray-ish. they change
Height::5' 6 or 7 i think
Contacts or glasses::emo glasses. just like everyone elses.
Piercings::twice in my ears. i pierced them myself the second time. and i want a nose stud.
Do you wear any rings?:umm.......like a wedding ring? no.
What shoes do you wear?:i don't understand what this question is asking. size 9 and i love ballet flats
Just Lately
How are you today?:not so great. life can be hard
What pants are you wearing?:tye-dye pajama bottoms
What shirt are you wearing?:dark purple with cherries all over.
What song are you listening to right now?:i'm so sick by flyleaf
What was the last thing you ate?:a biscuit and bacon and some eggs.
How is the weather right now?:sunshining and cold and wintery. blarg.
What time is it?:12:30 in the afternoon
More About You
What are the last four digits of your phone?:
If you were a crayon what color would you be?:glitter teal
Have you ever almost died?:yes
Do you like the person you got this survey from?:um......i didn't get it from anyone
What makes you happy?:art, boys, CHOCOLATE, my blog, shopping for clothes online even if i am poor and can't actually buy anything.
What's the best advice ever given to you?:"he's not worth your tears or your happiness. just kick him in the face and get your life back."
Ever done drugs?:no
What sport do you hate the most?:volleyball
What sport do you love the most?:dancing or swimming
How many TVs do you have in your house?:two
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:yes
Have you ever broken a bone?:nope
Who do you tell your dreams to?:no one. i keep them hidden deep inside.
Your Friends
Who is the...
Loudest?:hmmm.....i'm usually the loudest of everyone
Quietest?:krista
Weirdest?:jacki. in a good way. like me
Smartest?:jacki. a freakin 2080 somethin' on the SAT. *shudders at the thought of all the genius bottled up inside her*
Funniest?:jacki
Most energetic?:i guess, jacki
Least energetic?:emily. she's very tired a lot.
Preppiest?:hmmm....none of my friends are preppy. thank goodness.
Blondest?:rochelle
One you can trust with anything?:rianna, tori, jacki, krista
Best friend?:jacki
Most likely to end up in jail?:*giggles madly* me, jacki,
Cutest?:krista
Daredevil?:i'm typically the daredevil out of whichever group i'm in.
Shortest?:tori
Tallest?:sarah
Would you die for your friends?:absolutely.
Do you have a crush on any of your friends?:uh...i guess you could call it that. i like a guy and we're friends.
You and Love
Do you believe in love?:heck yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight?:heck yes, however it's never happened to me.
Do you want to get married?:yes
What song do you want to be played at your wedding?:something hardcore and screamo to freak everyone out. that would be fun.
Dream guy--GIRLS FILL OUT ONLY!
Long or short hair?:short
Curly or straight?:straight
Tall or short?:taller than me but not to tall. just tall enough i can wear heels with him. but short enough it's easy to hug him.
Good boy or bad boy?:well.......every girl, whether she'll admit it or not, secretly likes the bad boy.
Hat or no hat?:hat
Ears pierced or not?:um...i don't really care. if they're pierced, fine. if they're not, i won't notice.
Dimples?:oh gosh yes. really really cute ones
Studly or cutie?:cutie. the stud ones get cocky and full of themselves and you have to take them down a peg.
Smart or dumb?:not a genius but not a idiot either.
Boxers or briefs?:boxers
Funny or romantic?:is it possible to have both? i really hope it is.
Dream girl--GUYS FILL OUT ONLY!
Regular or thong undies?:
Painted nails or not?:
Dressy or casual?:
Curly or straight hair?:
Dark, light, or cool/crazy eyes?:
Hat or no hat?:
Hair up or down?:
Jewelery or not?:
Tall or short?:
Smart or dumb?:
Blonde or brunette?:
Pants or skirt?:
Funny or romantic?:
This/That
Lights on or off::on. i'm unbelievably scared of the dark.
McDonalds or Burger King::Subway
Do you wish on stars?:all the time
Which finger is your favorite?:my pinky. cuz it's so small and cute
What do you think of the person you took this from?:uh...i think you already asked this
Do you like your handwriting?:yes
What's your favorite lunch meat?:honey ham
Any bad habits?:i bite my fingers (not the nails. i know it's weird.), i flirt too much, i'm too loud, and i tend to dance awkwardly in public places.
Do you have any embarrasing CDs on your shelf?:yes. Hilary Duff
If you were another person would you be friends with yourself?:heck yes. i would be my best homie foshizzle. cuz i'm just so weird like that.
Are you a daredevil?:umm.....sometimes. depends on who i'm with.
Do looks matter?:yes
What do you miss the most right now?:i miss living on base at quantico with jacob and all the boys and emily, and all the missed oppurtunities in my life that i've wasted.
What are you thinking of right now?:a boy, getting my hair cut in two hours, and how disturbingly cold my hands are.
Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?:yes. and when i grow up i'm going to be a rainbow chaser in my VW van and i will find it and be rich.
Do fish have feelings?:most definately
How do you release anger?:i don't want to answer this. the people who matter know the answer to this already.
Where is your second home?:the mall
Do you trust others easily?:no
What was your favorite toy as a child?:my puffalump baby doll named melody. i still have her
What class in school do you use as "nap time"?:drama, occasionaly chemistry, and history if we're watching a movie.
Are you in love with someone?:yes
What's your favorite color(s)?:teal, the color of the ocean in monterey. where i left my heart.
What is your least favorite thing in the world?:killing whales, throwing up, dying inside because someone's being stupid, boring-ness, dirty-ness, stupid-ness, and un-creative-ness.
Ever been on TV or in the newspaper?:yes. in the newspaper like twice. i won a writing contest a long time ago and it got published. and some stupid article for my old school.
What do you do when you're sad or depressed?:i don't want to answer this.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?:sometimes.
What are your nicknames?:rachizzle, ra-ra-ra-rachel (sang to the tune of the song in the Chia Pet commercial), rach
Would you bungee jump?:i'm terrified of heights so unless there was a gigantor amount of money involved or the health of someone i love was at risk unless i did it, no.
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?:no. that takes too long.
What are you worried about right now?:life, stupid people, the haircut i'm about to get, again stupid persons because that's the biggest one.
Anything else you want to add?:um...yes. i am only as strong as the caffeine i drink, the hair gel i use and the friends i have.
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on dancing and rain.....

i must say, dancing in the rain is my favorite. it's almost as fun as mud puddle jumping. i swear, if there's a guy out there who will mud puddle jump and dance in the rain with me, you are my soul mate. i will marry you.


also,
i really love that smell when you go outside after it rains really, really hard in the spring but then the sun comes out. i like to run around barefoot in the puddles smelling the deliciously muddy smell.

it makes the world smell all clean and new and unpolluted again.

just a random ponder into the deep recesses of my soul.

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19 ways to maintain mental health

1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3. everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. in the memo fiels of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. don't use any punctuation.
9. as often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. sing along at the opera.
13. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. put mosquito netting around your work place and play tropical sounds all day.
15. five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "rock hard".
17. when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won, i won!"
18. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming, "run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

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Thursday, February 01, 2007

i be different

i never really categorized myself, but i guess i'm an indie kid.
hmmmm.....am i?

You Are 86% Indie

You're so indie, it's kind of amazing that you actually found your way to this quiz.
Generally, your tastes are genuinely indie... but sometimes you like something just because it's weird!

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a short note

someone once asked me why i was sad.

because life is hard alone.

yes. it is.

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attack of the morbid corpse hands......

.......which are eerily similar to a certain someone me and jacki are friends with. that lives near her..
hee hee

anyways,
my hands have been really, quite unusually cold lately. I've felt tempted quite a few times to grab random burning objects in an attempt to try and restore some warmth, color, and normalcy to my hands.

they look like vampire hands.
or maybe zombie hands.

*runs off to find some tanning lotion and a heater*

I refuse to let any part of my body look, even remotely, dead.

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my day and how no one loves me.....

.....except for jacki.
i got stranded at school.
cuz my parents couldn't come pick me up.
so jacki came and got me.

and we looked and lusted over the fantabulous clothes in a delia's catalogue.
and she made homemade tea the old-fashioned way
and i drank it
and it was yummy
and then we watched some of Nanny McPhee and commented on the creepiness of the ladies. gah. scariness. not cool
and then we watched part of the Spongebob movie.
good stuff right there
and it was a fabulous time
i felt the need to share

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